Not the first. Not the last.
The union between Mary and Max;
You’ve got to like the odds -- based on the facts.
A marriage of equals in the mix.
All is well. There is nothing to fix.
The firm of His & Her, two lawyers no longer have to wait;
Partners together -- mate to mate.
Remember -- love the world and respect each other’s space
Love, honor, and obey – face to face.
No challenges to litigate;
No circumstances to mitigate.
Sun in the sky; sand in your shoes.
This is the happiest of news.
We have the highest hopes for all of your dreams;
From this day forth and for evermore;
Life as it is on the Cape and at the Jersey Shore.
Be a beacon of hope for all of us here;
Be an inspiration for people everywhere.
Recall those who have long since gone.
They are always with us – We’re never alone.
Whatever you choose, Whatever you do.
We want to see the very best in the two of you
Keep it simple and keep it sweet
Be one in victory and in defeat.
You are blessed. You found each other.
Celebrate each day. Commit to one another.
For you are the leaders of this new day and another place in time.
Your example sets the line
Honor the future, respect the past.
Hoist the flag up a great ship’s mast.
Be determined, fast and free
Take the time, seize the day and let it be.
Live in harmony
Laugh whenever you can
Mary, the woman. Max, the man.
With glasses, a mustache, and a Groucho nose;
Love and Best Wishes from Uncle Eyeball on your wedding day 6/19/2015.